That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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