I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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