The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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