I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
ugly people sure do ruin things
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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