How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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