It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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