well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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