marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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