it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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