She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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