he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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