Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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