i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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