He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you would pick up someone in the library
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Terrible idea I love it
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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