Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I need a beard to bite.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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