There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize