Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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