Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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