I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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