I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
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