So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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