hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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