Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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