well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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