Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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