Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We were destined to go to rehab together
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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