Pappa wants mamma naked
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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