About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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