Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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