Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
It's rum buckets o'clock
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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