I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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