I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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