David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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