She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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