He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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