I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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