i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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