My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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