My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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