I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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