He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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