mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Me too!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
