What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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