i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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