Do you still have your period?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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