i really wish james franco would like my vagina
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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