We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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