what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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