Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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