What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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