Duck Duck Cougar?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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