somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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