There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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