how hairy? two words: wookie tits
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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