mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
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im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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