she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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