ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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